We caught up with “Man Bun” Shearman on his birthday and asked him a few questions on his team mates
Best Trainer:
Ratko - Gets along with everybody, not afraid to make his phone the scapegoat for tough decisions.
Worst Trainer:
Vito - Has a tendency to push people around during pep talks. Has been known to chase the dragon to celebrate big wins.
Most Skilful:
Miles Luxton - Moving at just above walking pace with a head that size is admirable
The Joker:
Savage - Small in stature but very high in depravity
Fastest:
John Massey - May be stuck in between the sticks but he could smack anyone about the park in a 100m
Most Intelligent:
Nick Oosterhoff
The Hard Man:
Esteban - Anyone who can put up with a licking from Nate like that and not crumble is made of some tough stuff
Least Intelligent:
Nick Oosterhoff
Worst Dress Sense:
Nate - Because thongs aren't meant to be worn on cold and rainy days unless you have trench foot
Worst Taste in Music:
Ratko - Don't need to say more
Most vain:
Brocky - Dying your hair so you can look more like Ellen Degenerous is only smiled upon if you're over 70
Who's the longest in the shower:
This is Terrey Hills; we don't believe in showers